Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly made a move to throw somechunks to a massive crocodile. Witnesses report that Trump even got a little a bit personal with the beast, causing some raised eyebrows. The {entiresituation was captured on video, and pictures have instantly gone trending online.
- It's unclear
- deliberately went there
- conspiracy theories abound that he wastrying to make a statement
Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President T.D. has confronted here a pack of dangerous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
A nervous pool boy claim to have seen the former leader grappling with the creatures, wielding a silver spoon. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from Mr. Trump's staff.
Stay tuned for more updates on this bizarre event!
Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even said he will order a giant cheeseburger from McDonald's during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. That mess down in Florida is gettin' out of hand. They got these giant lizards runnin' amok. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em cruise around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta get tough of these creatures. That's why I say we gotta build a special prison - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' standin' up to danger.
- Drain the Swamp!
Bigly Donald's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical campaign rally, folks. The President himself is hitting the swamps on a wild maniacal rampage. That's right, we're talking about Trumphunting for gators. Sources say he's packing his that ridiculous red "Make America Great Again" beanie and planning on showing those gators who's boss. Will he emerge victorious? Only time will tell!
This Is Crazy! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are totally gonna believe this! The Donald himself, previous Prez Trump, has decided to go on a wild journey. He's trading his golf clubs for some serious grit and is jumping into a tank full of hungry alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was a publicity stunt.
What could ever go wrong?? Only time will show.